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Asmodeus Genetech Lab Combinations

Each of the items listed below can be created by combining other items at the Asmodeus Genetech Lab in Darkside. Click on an item for details.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Haaah-vard,
and there may be many others, but they haven't been discaaah-vard!
—Tom Lehrer
Last updated: 16 Sept 2016
Thanks to scissorcrow for corrections to Soaring Smiley Snake Sticker and Treasurefly.