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Dramatic Film Noir Poster
Dramatic Film Noir Poster

Do you ever feel the need to stand next to a lamp post mysteriously on a dark and misty night?
Snowggie Sweater
Snowggie Sweater

Made with extra coziness woven right in! TRANSFORMS BETWEEN: Snowggie, Snowggie Tonic, Snowggie Sugar Cookie, Snowggie Pillow Plushie, Novelty Snowggie Jar, Snowggie Sweater, Snowggie Sticker.
Citrus Imp
Citrus Imp

Sometimes, this sour little imp bursts out of the peel and squirts you in the eye with lemon juice. Meen.
House Pilsner
House Pilsner

This crisp beer is one of the most popular drinks on the menu!
Rudeboy Relaxed-Fit Pants
Rudeboy Relaxed-Fit Pants

Make sure they aren't too relaxed, or you might end up being ruder than you intended.
Golden Lifelike Escalade Doll
Golden Lifelike Escalade Doll

Although it's made to be extremely realistic, this escalade isn't even mildly threatening!
Lemazzburry Gummy Dire Worms
Lemazzburry Gummy Dire Worms

It wouldve been way easier to call them raspberry lemonade or something like that. But no, candy companies always have to use gimmicky names. Ugh.
Nostalgic Manchu Instructions
Nostalgic Manchu Instructions

Want to make your very own toy manchu? These instructions will send you on your way!
Cursed Shamrock
Cursed Shamrock

Boy, heh heh...are you not, um...lucky...yes...*backs away slowly* o__o
Twisted Fawntastic Flowers
Twisted Fawntastic Flowers

Maybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real. But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel. So I'm tired of all the pain, of the misery inside... and I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night. If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back... because everything will change and it all will fade to black. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light... then I'll never be the same and it all will fade to white.
Romantic Keepsake Roses
Romantic Keepsake Roses

Give these lovely roses to that person you love so much.
Edible Licorice Silk
Edible Licorice Silk

Give it a lick, it tastes just like... licorice? I thought it was supposed to taste like raisins...
Grimdark Lady Bustle
Grimdark Lady Bustle

Listen, you can look elegant and still give the appearance of a bodacious badonkadonk.
Green Hikei Print Leggings
Green Hikei Print Leggings

You could wear these while riding a field hikei, and if people weren't looking too closely, you could pretend to be a centaur!
Plas-Tek Carved Bone Morostide Handaxe
Plas-Tek Carved Bone Morostide Handaxe

Extremely solid for what is supposed to be a cheap plastic toy
Green Jellied Eyeball
Green Jellied Eyeball

The nice thing about the green one is: you cant tell if it goes bad! ...Wait. What are we talking about? This is Morostide candy. You can NEVER tell when this crap goes bad.
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